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First, I need to understand what 'red winged' typically refers to. Common associations might be birds like red-winged avocets or certain types of beetles. But since this is for humor, maybe there's a more playful angle. Oh, right, sometimes phrases are used metaphorically in jokes or insults. But the user wants it hilarious and informative. So perhaps combining factual info with some exaggerated humor. Let's think... Red-winged could refer to actual wings that are red. Maybe anthropomorphizing something? Or using it as a pun? Wait, there's also "red-winged warbler," which is a real bird species. But that's pretty standard. However, for humor, maybe exaggerating features or creating a fictional context. For the example sentence, it needs to be edgy or unsettling. So perhaps something that uses 'red winged' in a creepy scenario, like a monster with red wings causing fear, but phrased as a joke? But I have to make sure it's both funny and unsettling. Maybe a humorous take on something scary. Let's brainstorm: Hilarious definition: Maybe something like "A creature sporting flamboyant crimson appendages adorning its posterior." But that's too bland. Need more humor. Alternatively, play on words. Like "a bird so red-nosed it could cause traffic accidents in the sky!" That's funny and mentions 'red winged' if focusing on wings. Wait, but does that cover both red and winged? Maybe split into two parts: Red for the nose and wings. But the user wants 'red winged', not red-nose. Wait, maybe a fictional creature like a vampire bat with red wings? "Red-winged" could imply something sinister. Then an example sentence: "The red-winged necrobatons hovered menacingly as they prepped to drain another town's life blood under the cover of darkness." But I need to ensure the definition is both hilarious and informative. Maybe start by explaining it's a fictional term used for certain creepy birds or insects with actual red wings, then give the example. Wait, perhaps mixing real elements with humorous exaggeration. Let me structure it step by step. First, define 'red winged' as a playful description of an insect or bird known for having striking red-colored wings, but add some funny embellishments. For instance: "Red-winged avocets are actual birds, distinguished by their vivid crimson wing displays—though if you ever encounter one at a backyard barbecue, prepare to question your life choices!" Then the example sentence needs to be unsettling. Maybe something like: "The red-winged assailant loomed ominously in the twilight, its ruby appendages slicing through the air with preternatural precision." But is that edgy enough? Perhaps adding more horror elements. Alternatively, use it in a context that's creepy but humorous, like a character description in a story. Alternatively, use 'red winged' as part of a pun or play on words. For example, "He's got a red wing—waiter, I think you broke his leg!" But the user wants an example sentence using the definition provided, so maybe that's not aligning correctly. Wait, the user's example needs to be edge-case but in context of 'red winged'. So perhaps: "In the dimly lit alley, the flickering streetlamp cast eerie shadows of what could only be described as red-winged figures dancing macabrely across the damp walls." Hmm, that's a bit forced. Maybe better to have something more direct. Like a creature causing fear. Alternatively, use it in a sci-fi context: "The red-winged dreadnoughts circled the asteroid battlefield, their crimson wings slicing through the vacuum of space with brutal efficiency." But is that unsettling? It's violent but not necessarily so. Wait, maybe combining elements of Lovecraftian horror. "Encounter with the eldritch entities known as red-winged..." and then they are something beyond comprehension, inducing madness. But I need to balance humor and unsettlement. Maybe a funny take on an intimidating creature. For example: "That guy at the bar, he's totally red-winged—always flapping his crimson wings behind people's backs." Wait, no, that's not really unsettling. Alternatively, use it in a medical context: "Doctors were baffled by the patient’s recurring nightmares of red-winged surgeons performing... unspeakable procedures under anesthesia." Hmm. Maybe I need to go back and ensure that 'red winged' is clearly defined humorously first. Let's try: "Red-winged (noun): A fantastical avian monstrosity famed for its flamboyantly painted, rose-passionate appendages protruding laterally from its posterior anatomy—often the subject of juvenile fiction or the unwitting inspiration behind various species of ill-tempered beetles." That's a bit technical but funny. Then example: "The red-winged terror circled overhead as pedestrians froze in abject horror, unaware that it was merely a pet cockatoo sporting an absurd amount of rouge on its rump feathers." Wait, that's more humorous and less truly unsettling. Maybe adjust the example to be slightly creepy but still have a funny twist. Final attempt: "In the quiet town of Gloomhaven, whispers circulated of the red-winged specter—a vagrant avian horror whose blood-red wings would flap silently in the moonlight, sowing seeds of eternal dread among unwary nocturnal wanderers." That combines both humor and unsettlement. The example is a fictional scenario involving 'red winged' that's eerie but presented as part of town gossip. I think that works. So to recap: Definition: A humorous description blending real elements (birds with red wings) with exaggerated, Lovecraftian horror vibes. Example sentence: Describes the entity causing unease in a community, mixing supernatural dread with possible rational explanations (a bird). Yes, that's both edgy and uses 'red winged' creatively. Definition: A red-winged creature is an ornithological enigma—typically depicted as a fantastical avian terror sporting flamboyant crimson wing appendages , radiating with the passion of a thousand sunsets. Its origins are shrouded in myth, often linked to mischievous albatrosses or, more plausibly, irate pigeons wearing abstracted interpretations of post-modern art. Beware: sightings near urban sprawl likely involve aggressive park rangers disguised as flamingo penguins. --- Example Sentence: In the shadowed recesses of Gloomhaven’s decrepit subway tunnels, phantasmagoric red-winged specters danced through the darkness—ethereal avians with translucent rose-tinted plumes that whispered forgotten curses, turning unsuspecting commuters into paralyzed relics of sanity. (Whispers abounded: Were these genuine winged horrors—or just a troupe of avant-garde interpretive dancers in red feathers?)